Thursday, March 27, 2008

~~...**KissinG LanguagE**...~~

People with crooked teeth usually kiss


BETTER than people with straight teeth


When you chew gum before you kiss,

it actually makes your breath SMELL WORSE

than before because of your salivary glands.


*GUYS : It is much more ROMANTIC to

kiss girl in a fancy restaurant or

UNDER THE STARS than to kiss in your

disgusting bedroom or in the movie theaters


*GIRLS : Just a guy kisses you

every 10 minutes doesn't mean he's

using you... he's just a little horny..


It has been PROVEN that when people

with the SAME HAIR COLOUR kIss, it is

more ROMANTIC than that of a different

hair colour!!!



--Your FIrst Kiss Isn't Always yOur Best kIss--


If you can tie a KNOT in a cherry with

your tongue, it doesn't mean you are

a good kisser... It just means...

your tongue muscle is strong..!!!


ALL GIRLS are NOT hoes, and all

GUYS are NOT PLAYERS... EVERYONE gets

a LITTLE HORNY sometimes.....



BE A GOOD KISSER WITH THESE TIPS

--Touch his/her face--

~Run your fingers through his/her hair~

--Kiss softly at first, then apply more pressure--

~Hold your kissing partner~



..*KissIng LanguAgE*..

If a kiss is the Language of Lov3,

then we have a lot to talk about it...




..*M3thods Of Lov3*..

+kIss oN th3 eaR..... I'm HoRny..

-kIss oN th3 Che3k..... We're frIenDs..

+kIss oN th3 N3ck..... We b3loNgs tOgeth3r..

-kIss oN th3 haNd..... I aDor3 yOu..

+kIss oN th3 ShouLder..... I wanT you NoW..

-kIss oN th3 lIps..... I Lov3 yOu / I wanT yOu..

+HoldinG hAnDs..... W3 can L3arn To Lov3 Each Oth3r..

-A WinK..... Let's G3t it On..

+SLap On th3 BuTt..... That's mIn3..

-PlayIng wIth th3 Ear..... I can't Liv3 wIthouT yOu..

+HoldinG On TiGht..... Don't l3t Go..

-LooKinG Into Each oTh3r Ey3s..... Let's G3t RoManTic..

+PlayIng wiTh hAir On h3ad..... T3ll Me yOu Lov3 me..

-ArmS aRounD th3 WaiSt..... I Lov3 yOu tOo muCh to L3t Go..

+LaugHinG wHiL3 kIssinG..... I'm coMpl3tely CoMfortAbl3 wiTh yOu..



...*=AdViC3=*...

***If you are kIssinG Som3one,

cloS3 yOur ey3s.. It's Not niC3 to Star3.....

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